I Am Returning Your AI Slop.
The internet is drowning in AI Slop and Code Slop.
Someone sent you this link because you tried to pass off AI-generated fluff as actual human thought. We are returning it to sender.
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1. I am not reading this.
You didn't care enough to write it, so why should I care enough to read it? Communication is supposed to be an exchange of ideas, not a contest of who can generate the most bullet points using ChatGPT.
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2. The "Slop Signature" is obvious.
Nobody uses the phrase "It is a testament to the fact" or "Delving into the multifaceted realm" in real life.
Your message was bloated, generic, and completely stripped of actual perspective. You thought you sounded professional; you actually sounded like a predictive text algorithm.
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3. You are wasting my time.
When you write something yourself, you distill information and give me the bottom line. When you use an LLM without editing it, you give me a wall of text that I now have to sift through to find a single, solitary point. You outsourced your thinking, and now you want me to do the heavy lifting.
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4. Try again.
AI is a great tool for drafting and brainstorming. But it cannot do the thinking for you. Figure out what you actually want to say, type it out with your own fingers, and send it again. Until then, your slop has been rejected.
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What Is AI Slop?
AI slop is low-effort, unvetted content generated by large language models (LLMs) and submitted without meaningful human editing. It floods inboxes, pull requests, Slack channels, and meeting notes with generic prose that sounds authoritative but contains nothing. If you are tired of AI-generated emails, you are not alone — and you are in the right place.
The easiest way to tell if someone used ChatGPT is to look for content that is technically correct yet says nothing specific. There is no original claim, no personal stake, no bottom line. It is statistically average text — by design.
What Is Code Slop?
Code slop is the developer equivalent. It is AI-generated code copy-pasted into a pull request by someone who did not understand it, did not test it, and is now expecting someone else to debug it. Don't send me code slop — if you didn't write the logic, don't expect me to untangle it.
What Is Microslop?
Microslop is corporate AI integration run amok. Whether it is ChatGPT summaries in your email client or Microsoft Copilot auto-completing your colleagues' thoughts, the result is the same: nobody wrote anything, nobody read anything, and no actual communication happened. If you didn't edit it, I'm not reading it.
The Slop Glossary
These are the phrases that give it away. If your message, email, or pull-request description contains any of the following, it is almost certainly unedited AI output — and it is being returned to sender.
- "Delving into" — No human being has ever written this unprompted.
- "In the rapidly evolving landscape of" — The phrase of choice for avoiding a specific claim.
- "It is a testament to" — A testament to nothing. Cut it.
- "Leveraging synergies" — Corporate slop pre-dates LLMs, but AI has supercharged it.
- "I cannot stress enough how important it is to" — Then stress it. With facts.
- "As an AI language model" — At least it's honest.
- "It's worth noting that" — If it's worth noting, note it. Skip the preamble.
- "Comprehensive overview" — Rarely comprehensive. Never an overview.
- "Multifaceted" — A word that means nothing in every context it appears in.
- "In conclusion, it is clear that" — The AI is wrapping up. Nothing was concluded.